{"id":8389,"date":"2012-02-14T07:08:58","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T05:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/super-tare-ce-faci-atunci-cand-ninge\/"},"modified":"2012-02-14T07:08:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T05:08:58","slug":"super-tare-ce-faci-atunci-cand-ninge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/super-tare-ce-faci-atunci-cand-ninge\/","title":{"rendered":"SUPER TARE! Ce faci atunci c\u00e2nd ninge!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-8388\" src=\"http:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/www.mariusbuga.ro_images_zap.jpg\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"15\" vspace=\"15\" width=\"300\" width=\"1440\" height=\"1080\" \/><\/p>\n<p>   CE FACI ATUNCI C\u00c2ND NINGE?<\/p>\n<p>  Depinde de na\u0163ie. Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti\u2026. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 american, stai la televizor, bele\u015fti ochii la reality show-uri \u015fi razi c\u00e2teva g\u0103letu\u015fe de aripioare de pui. Dar musai bei cola dietetic\u0103, s\u0103 nu te \u00eengra\u015fi. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 scandinav, sco\u0163i schiurile \u015fi te antrenezi pentru Cupa Mondial\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>   \u2026 austriac, te bucuri c\u0103 le iei banii fraierilor care vin s\u0103 se dea u\u0163a prin z\u0103pad\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 eschimos, profi\u0163i c\u0103 ai material de construc\u0163ie proasp\u0103t \u015fi repari tencuiala de la iglu. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 rus, faci o plaj\u0103, razi o vodc\u0103 \u015fi bagi o b\u0103i\u0163\u0103 la copc\u0103. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 sudanez, \u00eei chemi pe \u0103ia de la National Geographic s\u0103 vad\u0103 minunea. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 englez, bei un ceai \u015fi dai vina pe emigran\u0163ii din est. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 japonez, te \u00eenghesui cu ceilal\u0163i cona\u0163ionali s\u0103 faci poze la greu. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 chinez, aduni z\u0103pada, o tope\u015fti \u015fi expor\u0163i apa rezultat\u0103 drept medicament tradi\u0163ional chinezesc. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 turc, ridici pre\u0163ul la kebab \u015fi \u00eei mul\u0163ume\u015fti lui Allah c\u0103 \u0163i-ai adus nevasta \u015fi familia la Berlin. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 canadian, r\u00e2zi de americani. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026 italian, suni neamurile r\u0103mase la Napoli s\u0103 le poveste\u015fti ce porc\u0103rii fac \u0103\u015ftia din Nord. <\/p>\n<p>  \u2026rom\u00e2n\u2026. stai ca prostul, \u00eenghe\u0163i \u00een z\u0103pad\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei \u00eenjuri pe nesim\u0163i\u0163ii din guvern c\u0103 iar au uitat c\u0103 \u201ciarna nu-i ca vara\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CE FACI ATUNCI C\u00c2ND NINGE? Depinde de na\u0163ie. Pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti\u2026. \u2026 american, stai la televizor, bele\u015fti ochii la reality show-uri \u015fi razi c\u00e2teva g\u0103letu\u015fe de aripioare de pui. Dar musai bei cola dietetic\u0103, s\u0103 nu te \u00eengra\u015fi. \u2026&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8388,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c15-divertisment"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8389\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}