{"id":5777,"date":"2011-08-27T08:54:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T05:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/lui-cosmin-i-s-a-pus-pata-pe-elvis-ru-de-tot\/"},"modified":"2011-08-27T08:54:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T05:54:38","slug":"lui-cosmin-i-s-a-pus-pata-pe-elvis-ru-de-tot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/lui-cosmin-i-s-a-pus-pata-pe-elvis-ru-de-tot\/","title":{"rendered":"Lui Cosmin i s-a pus pata pe Elvis! R\u0102U DE TOT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tinerii Elvis P\u0103curaru \u015fi Cosmin V\u0103duva, ambii din Lude\u015fti, s-au cinstit prietene\u015fte p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd aburii alcoolului le-au \u00eence\u0163o\u015fat min\u0163ile. Dup\u0103 ce s-au contrazis pe politic\u0103, pe culorile curcubeului, pe femei \u015fi alte cele, Cosmin V\u0103duva a luat un pietroi de pe marginea \u015fan\u0163ului \u015fi i l-a lipit tovar\u0103\u0219ului de pahar, cu putere, exact de nas, sub ochii celorlal\u0163i s\u0103teni de la \u201e\u015efatul b\u0103tr\u00e2nilor\u201d. Din impactul cu pietroiul, Elvis a c\u0103zut pe spate. \u201eNu e foarte mort, c\u0103 mi\u015fc\u0103!\u201d a zis onorata adunare, care a \u015fi sunat dup\u0103 ambulan\u0163\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, prietenul Cosmin i-a provocat doar ceva emo\u0163ii \u015fi o banal\u0103 fractur\u0103 piramidal\u0103 nazal\u0103, care mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu se va vindeca. Dosarul penal \u00eentocmit omului cu pietroiu\u2019 de c\u0103tre Poli\u0163ie se va rezolva \u015fi el \u00een instan\u0163\u0103, tot mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tinerii Elvis P\u0103curaru \u015fi Cosmin V\u0103duva, ambii din Lude\u015fti, s-au cinstit prietene\u015fte p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd aburii alcoolului le-au \u00eence\u0163o\u015fat min\u0163ile. Dup\u0103 ce s-au contrazis pe politic\u0103, pe culorile curcubeului, pe femei \u015fi alte cele, Cosmin V\u0103duva a luat un pietroi de&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-c2-social"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}