{"id":127697,"date":"2021-12-27T12:21:08","date_gmt":"2021-12-27T10:21:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/?p=127697"},"modified":"2021-12-27T12:21:17","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T10:21:17","slug":"monologul-lui-robi-de-craciun-voi-nu-vedeti-cat-de-saraci-suntem-de-ce-sa-fim-si-rai-de-ce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/monologul-lui-robi-de-craciun-voi-nu-vedeti-cat-de-saraci-suntem-de-ce-sa-fim-si-rai-de-ce\/","title":{"rendered":"Monologul lui Robi, de Cr\u0103ciun. &#8222;Voi nu vede\u0163i c\u00e2t de s\u0103raci suntem? De ce s\u0103 fim \u015fi r\u0103i? De ce?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8222;<strong>Voi nu vede\u0163i c\u00e2t de s\u0103raci suntem? De ce s\u0103 fim \u015fi r\u0103i? De ce?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/monolog-robi-las-fierbinti-craciun-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"388\" src=\"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/monolog-robi-las-fierbinti-craciun-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-127698\" srcset=\"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/monolog-robi-las-fierbinti-craciun-1.png 730w, https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/monolog-robi-las-fierbinti-craciun-1-300x159.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 Cr\u0103ciun? S\u0103 fii mai bun, nu? Da&#8217; voi nu sunte\u0163i deloc a\u015fa unul cu altul! V\u0103 zic sincer! M\u0103 doare sufletul c\u00e2nd spun asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voi aici ave\u0163i ba un copil, ba o mam\u0103, ba un tat\u0103&#8230;&nbsp;<strong>Io n-am pe nimeni<\/strong>, Aspirino!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voi sunte\u0163i familia mea, \u015fi eu \u00een fiecare zi aud num&#8217; d&#8217;astea: c\u0103 cutare m-a scuipat, c\u0103 cutare m-a b\u0103tut, c\u0103 cutare mi-a f\u0103cut!&nbsp;<strong>M-am s\u0103turat<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Voi crede\u0163i c\u0103 mie nu-mi ajunge? Vreau \u015fi eu, m\u0103car o dat\u0103, s\u0103 veni\u0163i la mine cu o reclama\u0163ie c\u0103, nu \u015ftiu, cutare mi-a dat o floare!&nbsp;<strong>C\u0103 cutare s-a uitat frumos la mine<\/strong>! C\u0103 cutare mi-a zis o vorb\u0103 bun\u0103! M\u0103car odat\u0103 pe an!&nbsp;<strong>S\u0103 v\u0103 v\u0103d \u015fi eu c\u0103 v\u0103 bucura\u0163i de ceva!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uita\u0163i-v\u0103 la voi!&nbsp;<strong>Sunte\u0163i negri la suflet de sup\u0103rare!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gKLiowngnSQ\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p>E vina mea, da! Eu l-am pus pe Giani s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentrebe ce v\u0103 dori\u0163i de Cr\u0103ciun \u015fi tot eu l-am pus pe Ardiles s\u0103 le fure \u015fi s\u0103 le pun\u0103 supriz\u0103 pentru cei care nu au! Dar doar azi! C\u0103 e Cr\u0103ciunul! M\u00e2ine le lua\u0163i \u00eenapoi! Nu v-am zis c\u0103 am tot inventarul aici!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>B\u0103i Br\u00e2nzoi! Zici c\u0103 \u0103la-i t\u00e2rn\u0103copul t\u0103u? Da m\u0103, e al t\u0103u! Da&#8217; Co\u0163\u0103ial\u0103 n-are niciunul! Tu ce faci, Br\u00e2nzoi, lucrezi la dou\u0103 t\u00e2rn\u0103coape? Ai patru m\u00e2inci, cumva, c\u0103 nu se vede! \u015ei \u0103la care-i la Co\u0163\u0103ial\u0103 e \u015fi tocit \u015fi are \u015fi coada rupt\u0103! \u015ei lampa aia e ciobit\u0103, Br\u0103nzoi! \u015ei o \u0163ineai \u00een magazie de ani de zile, s\u0103 se pun\u0103 praful pe ea! N-o foloseai la nimic! \u015ei acum urli de nervi c\u0103 nu o mai ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bobi\u0163\u0103, tu c\u00e2te borsete ai, c\u0103 numai eu \u015ftiu vreo 20? \u015ei faci g\u00e2t pentru una care-i veche \u015fi vai mama ei? Pandele nu are niciuna \u015fi pur \u015fi simplu \u00ee\u015fi dorea \u015fi el una!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Eu \u015ftiu c\u0103 n-ave\u0163i bani pentru cadouri<\/strong>&nbsp;noi! Niciu eu nu am! Dar&nbsp;<strong>din ce avem, vechi, putem s\u0103 d\u0103m ce avem \u00een plus<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Domn&#8217; Primar, s\u0103 nu fii sup\u0103rat pe primarul de la Dridu c\u0103 a f\u0103cut nu \u015ftiu ce brad, de nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2\u0163i metri! C\u0103 \u015ftii ce a f\u0103cut el, de fapt?&nbsp;<strong>A dat s\u0103r\u0103cia cu sclipici! A\u015fa fac to\u0163i primarii care ne pun lumini\u0163e!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta ne trebuie nou\u0103, lumini\u0163e? Nu!&nbsp;<strong>Noi trebuie s\u0103 fim mai buni unii cu al\u0163ii!&nbsp;<\/strong>Din ce avem, s\u0103 d\u0103m ceva, s\u0103 ne ajut\u0103m! Noi \u00eentre noi! C\u0103&nbsp;<strong>Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun ne-a cam uitat!<\/strong>&nbsp;Pe noi, ca \u0163ar\u0103, m\u0103 refer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ierta\u0163i-m\u0103, v\u0103 rog<\/strong>!\u00a0<strong>Eu am vrut s\u0103 aduc bucurie!<\/strong>\u00a0Dar se pare c\u0103 nu mi-a ie\u015fit!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Transcriere Paginademedia.ro<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;Voi nu vede\u0163i c\u00e2t de s\u0103raci suntem? De ce s\u0103 fim \u015fi r\u0103i? De ce? Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 Cr\u0103ciun? S\u0103 fii mai bun, nu? Da&#8217; voi nu sunte\u0163i deloc a\u015fa unul cu altul! V\u0103 zic sincer! 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