{"id":10199,"date":"2012-05-14T07:13:10","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T04:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/pa-cium-portocalie-ciuma-roie-o-s-vie-cu-miere-i-cu-lptic-i-cu-ion-stan-ttic\/"},"modified":"2012-05-14T07:13:10","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T04:13:10","slug":"pa-cium-portocalie-ciuma-roie-o-s-vie-cu-miere-i-cu-lptic-i-cu-ion-stan-ttic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/targovistenews.ro\/live\/pa-cium-portocalie-ciuma-roie-o-s-vie-cu-miere-i-cu-lptic-i-cu-ion-stan-ttic\/","title":{"rendered":"Pa, cium\u0103 portocalie, ciuma ro\u015fie o s\u0103 vie cu miere \u015fi cu l\u0103ptic \u015fi cu Ion Stan\u2026 t\u0103tic!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pesedistul Emilian Drago\u015f Rusu a fost \u00eensc\u0103unat duminic\u0103, 13 mai, ca prefect al D\u00e2mbovi\u0163ei, \u00een mare tain\u0103, de c\u0103tre Rovana Plumb, ministreasa mediului a lui Ponta. La paranghelie au fost chema\u0163i doar \u015fefii de deconcentrate \u015fi politicienii. <\/p>\n

Marele absent \u2013 \u00cenalt Prea Sfin\u0163ia Sa Nifon, mitropolitul T\u00e2rgovi\u015ftei, alt\u0103dat\u0103 nelipsit de la toate evenimentele, dar, deh, Ion Stan a spus c\u0103 se face frate cu dracul p\u00e2n\u0103 trece puntea \u015fi c\u0103 \u00een veci n-o s\u0103-i mai pupe poala popii. U\u015fa \u00een nas a avut-o \u015fi presa, pentru c\u0103 nu trebuia s\u0103 \u201etranspire\u201d amenin\u0163\u0103rile nevoalate ale Partidului Ro\u015f, care au r\u0103sunat \u00een microfoanele din Sala Mare a Prefecturii din guri\u0163ele lui Rusu \u015fi Plumb la adresa func\u0163ionarilor publici, care s-au crucit de modul cum reprezentan\u0163ii statului bat toba cu \u00eenc\u0103lcarea flagrant\u0103 a legii. <\/p>\n

\u015ei atunci, cum s\u0103 nu le \u00eenchini o od\u0103? Na, poftim, pesedi\u015ftii \u015fi peneli\u015ftii s-au dus la prefectur\u0103 ca turi\u015ftii, ca la propria mo\u015fie, s\u0103 fac\u0103 paranghelie. Apoi, s\u0103-l \u00eensc\u0103uneze pe Emilian Drago\u015f Rusu prefec\u0163el \u015fi s-amenin\u0163e ni\u0163el. P\u0103rintele\u2026 spiritual (\u015fi nicidecum natural) al noului reprezentant al Guvernului \u00een teritoriu, prih\u0103nitul Ion Stan, s-a jurat c\u0103 n-o s\u0103-l ia pe-Nalt Prea Sfin\u0163ia Sa la marea ceremonie de f\u0103cut politichie. \u015ei l-a-nsc\u0103unat f\u0103r\u2019 de \u00eenchinat \u015fi f\u0103r\u2019 de pupat. <\/p>\n

\u015ei pe ziari\u015fti i-a l\u0103sat cam tri\u015fti. Nu i-a vrut defel l\u00e2ng\u0103 prefec\u0163el, c\u0103 de sperietur\u0103 el a scos pe gur\u0103 numai prostioare \u015fi-alte vorbe goale. El cu Rov\u0103nica au zb\u00e2rlit pisica. Nu \u015ftie ce-a zis, c-a vorbit \u00een vis: fr\u0103\u0163iorii mei, trandafirii mei, aoleo inima mea, m\u0103 doare campania. Pe pedeli\u015fti dac\u0103-i doare, eu m\u0103 \u015fi pun pe picioare, m\u0103 fac \u201edoftor\u201d, fiindc\u0103 pot, \u015fi \u00eei caut\u2026 peste tot: \u015fi la din\u0163i, \u015fi la m\u0103sele, astea-s planurile mele. <\/p>\n

Pa, cium\u0103 portocalie, ciuma ro\u015fie o s\u0103 vie cu miere \u015fi cu l\u0103ptic \u015fi cu Ion Stan\u2026 t\u0103tic, scrie Cronica G\u0103e\u015ftiului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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